He's My Best Friend

I've known him all my life

It seems so inconceivable

At thirteen we shooks hands but we've been always inseparable

He's cinnamon on my toast, we're so close

That's not to say we haven't had our share of arguments

He's so unpredictable he winks acknowledgments

When I would rather he closed his eye

Than push me aside

My hands a five leaf clover

It's psalm Sunday over and over

I never had the luck of swingers

Til' I was wrapped around your finger

He's my best friend

He's my best friend

He's my best friend

I'm his best friend

He's my best friend

You don't need a brain to have a stroke of genius

Or a beautiful girl to let down your curls

Cause growing up is hard enough

When your a powder keg for powder puffs (whether we're stayin' in or hanging out)

I'd never ask another on a date to the ball

He doesn't need a rubber sweater or alcohol

Cause he gets tipsy from exchanging looks

And a little misty reading sticky (blue dirty books)

But he's my best friend

He's my best friend

I'm his best friend

He's my best friend

My hand's a five leaf clover

It's psalm Sunday over and over

I never had the luck of swingers

Til' I was wrapped around your finger

He's my best friend (we could hold hands for hours)

He's my best friend (in the bedroom or shower)

He's my best friend (I pick him up when he's feelin' down)

He's my best friend (I guess he's always been hangin' around)

He's my best friend (he gets lonely now and then)

He's my best friend (and he gets shy around another men)

I'm his best friend (it seems I've reached the end of my best friend)