If You Ever Need A Stranger

If you ever need a stranger

to sing at your wedding

a last minute choice then I am your man

I know every song, you name it

by Bacharach or David

every stupid lovesong that's ever touched your heart

every power ballad that's ever climbed the charts

You think it's funny

my obsession with the holy matrimony

but I'm just so amazed to witness true love

And true love can be measured

through these simple pleasures

they are waiting there for you to be discovered

I would cut of my right arm to be someones lover

Maybe I'll meet her there tonight at the wedding buffet

I walk up to her when she's caught the bouquet

And oh, it's just like a whirlwind