Donkey

Put my Chevy in the ditch, couple grand to get it fixed

Bank account runnin' dry, boss ain't got no overtime

Friday rolls around, gotta get this party to town

Got nothin' to drive, but just outside I hear my ride

Gonna ride that donkey, donkey

Down to the honky tonky

It's gonna get funky, funky

Gonna ride that donkey, donkey

Down to the honky tonky

It's gonna get funky, funky

George Jones took a John Deere tractor, hope my donkey gets there faster

When I pull up in no pickup truck, jocks break out in laughter

But the ladies think it's cool, I kick it with a mule

I fill their glass, they tip them back

They dig the way I ride that ass and I do, you would if you could, too

They all walk funny when they're done, riding you know who

Gonna ride that donkey, donkey

Down to the honky tonky

It's gonna get funky, funky

Gonna ride that donkey, donkey

Down to the honky tonky

It's gonna get funky, funky

All the ladies like to ride, oh, the ladies like to ride

Oh, the ladies like to ride, the ladies like my D-O-N-K-E-Y

Well, they say that's it last call, no, I don't sweat it, y'all

Got a bottle in the saddle, a six pack in the stall

So, baby, what you say we giddy up to my place

We hit the barn, ain't no harm rollin' in the hay, hey

Gonna ride that donkey, donkey

Down to the honky tonky

It's gonna get funky, funky

Gonna ride that donkey, donkey

Down to the honky tonky

It's gonna get funky, funky

Gonna ride, gonna ride

Gonna ride that donkey

Gonna ride, gonna ride

Gonna ride that donkey

Gonna ride that donkey, donkey

Down to the honky tonky

It's gonna get funky, funky

Gonna ride that donkey, donkey

Down to the honky tonky

It's gonna get funky, funky

Gonna ride that donkey, donkey

Down to the honky tonky

It's gonna get funky, funky