How Can I Be So Thirsty

Last night I went to town

Gave every bar around

A 100 bottles of beer on the wall

Lord, I could drink 'em all

With Jose, Jack and Jim

My best drinking friends

We poured 'em up, I shot 'em down

Lord, I thought I was gonna drown

How can I be so thirsty this morning?

After all I drank last night

Sippin' and a-tippin' and a-juggin' and a-luggin'

Huggin' every pretty girl in sight

Yeah, I woke up with this cotton mouth

Wrapped around my throat so tight

How can I be so thirsty this morning?

After all I drank last night

A little flaw in chemistry

A medical mystery

I feel washed up that I'm so dry

Can't even make a tear to cry

That this old aching head

Barely got out of bed

Now I'm hung over this kitchen sink

And I can't get enough to drink

How can I be so thirsty this morning?

After all I drank last night

Sippin' and a-tippin' and a-juggin' and a-luggin'

Huggin' every pretty girl in town

Yeah, I woke up with this cotton mouth

Wrapped around my throat so tight

How can I be so thirsty this morning?

After all I drank last night

Yeah, I woke up with this cotton mouth

Wrapped around my throat so tight

How can I be so thirsty this morning?

After all I drank last night