Alright Guy

You know, just the other morning I was hanging around in my house

I had that new book with pictures of Madonna naked

I was checkin' it out

Just then a friend of mine came through the door

Said, she never pegged me for a scumbag before

She said she didn't ever wanna see me anymore

And I still don't know why

I think I'm an all right guy

I think I'm an all right guy

I just wanna live until I gotta die

I know I ain't perfect, but God knows I try

I think I'm an all right guy

I think I'm all right

Now, maybe I'm dirty, and maybe I smoke a little dope

But it ain't like I'm going on T.V. and tearing up pictures of the Pope

I know I get wild, I know I get drunk

But it ain't like I got a lot of bodies in my trunk

My old man used to call me a no-good punk

And I still don't why

I think I'm an all right guy

I think I'm an all right guy

I just wanna live until I gotta die

I know I ain't perfect, but God knows I try

I think I'm an all right guy

I think I'm all right

You know, just the other night these cops pulled me over outside a bar

They turned on their lights and said, "Hey kid, get out of the car."

I was only joking when I called 'em a couple of dicks

But still they made me do the stupid human tricks

And now I'm stuck in this cell with a bunch of dumb hicks

And I still don't why

I think I'm an all right guy

I think I'm an all right guy

I just wanna live until I gotta die

I know I ain't perfect, but God knows I try

I think I'm an all right guy

I think I'm all right

I think I'm an all right guy

I think I'm an all right guy

I just wanna live until I gotta die

I know I ain't perfect, but God knows I try

I think I'm an all right guy

I think I'm all right