Middle Age Crazy

Well today he traded his big '98 Oldsmobile

He got a heck of a deal

On a new Porsche car

He ain't wearing his usual grey business suit

He's got jeans and high boots

With an embroidered star

But today he's forty years old going on twenty

Don't look for the grey in his hair

'Cause he ain't got any

He's got a young thing beside him

That just melts in his hand

He's gone middle aged crazy

Trying to prove he still can

He's gotta a woman that he's loved for a long long time at home

Ah but the thrill is all gone

When they cut down the lights

They've got a business that they spent a while coming by

Been a long uphill climb

But now the profits are high

And today he's forty years old going on twenty

And he hears of sordid affairs

And he ain't had any

And the young thing beside him

He thinks she understands

That he's middle aged crazy

Trying to prove he still can

Oh, he still can

Thank god I still can