You're All Too Ugly Tonight

Yeah you're all too ugly tonight

Why there ain't a decent one in sight

You won't win no ribbon

You can't win no prize

You're all too ugly here tonight

You're all as ugly you can't believe

Go ahead, get up off your old rusty knees

The answer is "No!", I've got a better place to go

You're all too ugly here tonight

So mama put on another pot of coffee

Put those little babies to bed

You know the crazies and the freaks

You won't believe whats on the streets

I'm comin' on home to you instead!

'Cause the're all too ugly tonight

Why there ain't a decent one in sight

You can't win no ribbon

No way to win no prize

You're all too ugly tonight

So put on another pot of coffee

Put those precious babies to bed

Why the crazies and the freaks

Girl you won't believe whats on the streets

I'm comin' on home mama to you instead!

'Cause the're all as ugly as sin

Why even dracula wouldn't be caught with one of them!

Outstanding in the field

Of things that are unreal

It's all too ugly tonight

It's all too ugly tonight!