Huggin' And Chalkin'

Boogie boogie boogie

I gotta gal that's mighty mighty sweet

Got big blue eyes and tiny little feet

Her name is Rose she's sweet as she can be

But she tips them scales at three o three

Oh but ain't it nice to have a gal so fat

That when you hug her you don't know where you're at

You have to take a piece of chalk in your hand

Then you hug away and chalk away to see where you began

One day while I was a huggin' and a chalkin'

And a chalkin' and a huggin' away

I met another fella with some chalk in his hand

Comin' round from the other way

Comin' round the mountain through the hills and the valleys

Well I never been sick and I never been weak

My bones don't ache and my joints don't creak

But I get a little dizzy and I get a little limp

Every time I lay a kiss on my baby blimp

Oh but ain't it nice to have a gal so fat...

One day while I was a huggin' and a chalkin'...

Lookin' kinda funny

One day while I was a huggin' and a chalkin'

And a beggin' her to be my bride

I seen another feller with some chalk in his hand

Comin' round from the other side

Sneakin' up easy ha ha ha ha

Now honey I ain't sayin' you fat

But when you sit down you sit down all over the place

Ha ha ha ha keep me shady in the summer

Keep me warm in the winter time

Honey hand me the chalk I think I love ya

You're on my foot honey