Culture Vulture

Suck it dry, drain the mainstream

Offer nothing but your own scheme

Fifteen minutes, more or less

Showed me nothing but a nice dress

Come on, come on, come on, come on and join the fun

You'll be a star

Come on, come on, come on, open to anyone

Culture vulture you leave nothing worthwhile

Don't need skill, special ability

Can't see a talent for all the publicity

Column inches, TV screens

Not a good trace to show where you've been

Come on, come on, come on, come on and join the fun

You'll be a star

Come on, come on, come on, open to anyone

Culture vulture you leave nothing worthwhile

This is the deal

Don't make it seem real

Don't make it easy

Don't want reality

Give us a message

Sing us a song

Give us the story of where it went wrong

Come on, come on, come on, come on and join the fun

You'll be a star

Come on, come on, come on, open to anyone

Just come as you are, too easy

Come on, come on, come on, come on and join the fun

You'll be a star

Culture vulture you leave us as empty as you are