Two Wrongs

I was sitting in a bar

She got out of a great big limousine car

Started drinking pink ladies

Like they were going out of style

I said "Hey, what's your name?"

She said "Oh men, they're all the same,

Come over here and keep me accompanied for a while"

It's never black or white

But sometimes in the dark of the night

Two wrongs can make a right

She said "I got money, I have fame

I got a man at home and he's so well trained

I got fancy clothes and a microwave oven

One thing I don't have is some good lovin'"

It's never black or white

But sometimes in the dark of the night

Two wrongs can make a right

You do the best you can

Lonely people understand

Two wrongs can make a right

We went fast, we went far

In the backseat of that limousine car

Sometimes in the night

Two wrongs can't make a right

Well now the sun was coming up

She dropped me off where she picked me up

She said "Let's do this again sometime"

But before I knew it she was out of mind

It's never black or white

But sometimes in the dark of night

Two wrongs can make a right

You do the best you can

Lonely people understand

Two wrongs can make a right...