The More You Drink, The Better I Look

Been sittin' at the bar for nigh-on 13 hours

Got my mind made up, and I ain't about to leave

The third bartender tonight, keeps sending me sweet iced-tea

'Cause I'm waitin' on a pretty little gal to make a move on me

Well, the more you drink, the better I look

You've had quite a few already

And, I'm hoping that's all it took

You've been winkin' at me, while I'm sending you drinks

But, I can read you like a book

The more you drink, the better I look

You may disagree, but this has been a proven method

They seem to get alot more friendly, as the night wears on

I'm looking for a little bit of good honest dancing

I just wanna have a little fun, before I go back home

See, the more you drink, the better I look

You've had quite a few already

And, I'm hoping that's all it took

You've been winkin' at me, while I'm sending you drinks

But, I can read you like a book

The more you drink, the better I look

I said, the more you drink, the better I look

You've had quite a few already

And, I'm hoping that's all it took

You've been winkin' at me, while I'm sending you drinks

But, I can read you like a book

Honey, the more you drink, the better I look I said, the more you drink, the better I look