Crazy Lemon

They call me the Crazy Lemon

I'm crazy, wild, free for a while

I can't help what they think, I was born that way

I'll be a little crazy till my dyin' day

Just a man on the run, they call the Crazy Lemon

It's true that I stole a Budweiser truck

I changed my mind but the truck got stuck

In a muddy ditch, so I hitched it back again

The second car that passed had a cherry on top

But just my luck, it was a first to stop

They said with a grin, "Looky here, it's the Crazy Lemon"

They call me the Crazy Lemon

I'm crazy, wild, free for a while

I can't help what they think, I was born that way

I'll be a little crazy till my dyin' day

Just a man on the run, they call the Crazy Lemon

It's true that I run a little illegal cargo

From the border and the coast, north to Fargo

Busted with a truck load of Juarez aspirins

Seems everything that I tried to sell

Just bought me a room in some Iron Hotel

Things were looking grim for the Crazy Lemon

They call me the Crazy Lemon

I'm crazy, wild, free for a while

I can't help what they think, I was born that way

I'll be a little crazy till my dyin' day

Just a man on the run, they call the Crazy Lemon

Hey, I've jumped a little bit of bail

From a handful of city, county jail

Seeking out a spiritual hideout in the wind

It's easy to hide from a 6 foot cell

No use tryin', hide from yourself

Just play another hymn for the Crazy Lemon

They call me the Crazy Lemon

I'm crazy, wild, free for a while

I can't help what they think, I was born that way

I'll be a little crazy till my dyin' day

Just a man on the run, they call the Crazy Lemon

Hey, I'm a Crazy Lemon

Ho, I'm a Crazy Lemon