Fairy Dust

Here

See the little queer

There's a volunteer

Don't you think that he should get haircut

Now

Like in the Marines

All the magazines

Got a way for everyone to shape up

You don't wanna fall behind

Choking on a cloud of fairy dust - fairy dust

Now it's only greed and lust

And pride and lust

And a few other sins

No

See the cherry lips

Hands on the hips

Anyone would think your name was Oscar

Wilde

Think you're pretty smart

Poetry and art

Put him on testosterone and vodka

Calling for the man of steel

To blow you faggots into fairy dust - fairy dust

Now it's only greed and lust

And pride and lust

And a few other sins

We're

Happy to be gay

Showing you the way

Gotta get your head your heart your torso

Hard

Join another gym

Lose your pseudonym

Soon we'll all be straight but only more so

Tell me who you're gonna find

To sprinkle on a little fairy dust - fairy dust

Now it's only greed and lust

And pride and lust

And a few other sins