Analog Man

Welcome to cyberspace, I'm lost in the fog

Everything's digital I'm still analog

When something goes wrong

I don't have a clue

Some 10-year-old smart ass has to show me what to do

Sign on with high speed you don't have to wait

Sit there for days and vegetate

I access my email, read all my spam, I'm an analog man.

The whole world's living in a digital dream

It's not really there

It's all on the screen

Makes me forget who I am

I'm an analog man

Yeah I'm an analog man in a digital world

I'm gonna get me an analog girl

Who loves me for what I am

I'm an analog man

What's wrong with vinyl, I think it sounds great

LPs, 45s, 78s but that's just the way I am

I'm an analog man

Turn on the tube, watch until dawn

One hundred channels, nothing is on

Endless commercials, endless commercials, endless commercials

The whole world's glued to the cable TV

It looks so real on the big LCD

Murder and violence are rated PG, too bad for the children

They are what they see

The whole world's living in a digital dream

It's not really there

It's all on the screen

Makes me forget who I am

I'm an analog man

Yeah I'm an analog man in a digital world

I'm gonna get me an analog girl

Who loves me for what I am

I'm an analog man

Yeah I'm an analog man in a digital world