I Broke My Leg

I met my baby in a shopping mall.

In a shopping mall.

I asked my baby for her number,

In case I called her up, in case I called her up.

I called my baby on the telephone,

I said, “Hello” on the telephone.

I took my baby to the movies,

Sat in the front row.

Got her some popcorn, bought her some bon bons.

We sat in the front row.

I took my baby out to dinner,

A table just for two, a table just for two.

I took my baby to Las Vegas,

Chartered a private plane.

We took some naps, we shot some crap,

Chartered a private plane.

I took her shopping, next thing I know,

I took my baby to Aspen,

I broke my leg, she fell in love.

I broke my leg,

I got a letter from my ex-baby today, nice.