The Worry Song

Well, I worry about my present situation

My bookie says my odds are next to none

But I'd worry if my chances were improving

I got ulcers from the worrying I've done

And they worry too

Well, I'm worried I may find a four leaf clover

Lord knows I can't sleep if nothing's wrong

I'm worried that my troubles might be over

Takes a worried man to sing a worried song

Takes a worried man to sing a worried song

Come on and worry now

I worry about my tan, my skin's all white

I ought to go outside, but the sun's too damn bright

I worry about disease and worry about the flu

And if you got it me or if I got it from you

If I were you, I'd worry about that tooth

Well, I worry about big business and if they tell the truth

I worry about the Commies undermining all our youth

I worry about Afghanistan, I worry about the Poles

O if they drop the big one, will we all live in holes

Ah, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute

Ah, nevermind, nevermind

I was worried that was gonna happen

You don't worry about it, I'll worry about it

I'll be up anyway, it's all right

What am I gonna do