Crazy Egypt

Rolling through the Mardi Gras

Madman on the loose

That's where I met Egypt selling

Antiques from a caboose

She's not giving discounts or anything away

What do you say? What have you got?

What do you say? What have you got?

In risky stock adventures, the back end might be sweet

Microsoft is nothing, your money's safe with me

I made a decent offer, you stared off into space

You countered my proposal by laughing in my face.

What do you say? What do you say? What do you say?

I jump into the river, dance on burning coals,

wrestle alligators or sleep out in the cold

What do you say? You say I'm crazy, Egypt?

(Crazy! Crazy!)

What do you say? Who, me? I'm crazy, Egypt?

(Crazy! Crazy!)

Santa's in the garden, the sharks are in the hall

Juke's playing Dixie Cups greatest hits, aw

What do you mean? C'mon now. What do you mean?

I'll sell you down the river on the dotted line

A reasonable assumption: even losers win sometime

Empty out your pockets, chase your tail

Creep down the escalade or to Elysian fields

What do I think? I think you're crazy, Egypt.

(Crazy!)

What do I say? I say what I think: you're crazy, Egypt!

(Crazy! Crazy!)

Me, I'm walking out of here, emptying the till

I'm calling up your lawyers and giving you the bill

That's what I think. That's what I think.

I think you've got trouble, Egypt!

(Trouble!)

(Crazy! Crazy!)

The yankee on Canal St. doesn't know which side he's on

You buy me the election, I'll sell you Japan

From an Algiers motel window to a debutante's affair

You've got everything you wanted and you're still

crazy, Egypt!

(Crazy!)

You've got everything you wanted and you're still

crazy, Egypt!

(Crazy!)

You've got everything, everything you wanted and you're

still crazy, Egypt!

(Crazy! Crazy! Aah!)