John Cena Rap (Rock Diss)

Rock wanted me to write his song tonight but I would never be his mouthpiece

Cause Rock's like LeBron James, he took his talent straight down to South Beach

And for the past few weeks, Rock's been legitimately pissed

If you get stuck singing your song tonight Rock it's all in the wrist

Could we PLEASE have a week where you don't come out here and choke?

You may be G.I. Joe this summer, right now you're a G.I. Joke

Ever since I opened my mouth about you you been beggin me to back off

So if Rock and Dwayne are the same person, I think y'all both are jackoffs

And after April 1st, you won't be making no more movies

You gon' need surgery on your face just like you had it on your boobies

Those poppin pecs they had more work than a locker room full of Divas

I got a gift for Rock tonight, I'ma give him a Cleveland Steamer

Team Bring It? He's Team Lost It and the truth is gettin scary

Cause they weren't chantin "Rocky" last week, they were chantin "Tooth Fairy"

Keep making fun of this Fruity Pebble Rock, cause I ain't even close to sick of it

I'm Mr. Kung Pao Chicken, you just Miami fried chicken-shit

And no, no, I don't have balls but I got somethin in their place

I'ma beat yo' ass at WrestleMania and put my NUTS dead in yo' face!