Wish I Knew a Woman

Trying to make out with the girls in my school.

But they look upon me like l'm some kind of fool

It ain't fair I don't have no luck at all.

Well wish I knew a woman - never ever had a ball

What's wrong with me?

I still got virginity.

Guys are driving me mad with all the women they have had

All I got is my hand for satisfaction every night

All the pretty women seem to favor other guys.

Rod in hand is all I got that ever satisfies

It ain't fair - I don't have no luck at all.

Well wish I knew a woman - never ever had a ball

I got my girlie pictures on my bedroom wall.

Jacking off pretending I'm the lover of them all

Never getting further than a kiss on the cheek.

Checking bedroom windows may be I'll get a peek

I wish I knew a woman - never ever had a ball

What's wrong with me?

I still got virginity.

Guys are driving me mad with all the women they have had

All I got is my hand for satisfaction every night.