Slappin' The Cakes On Me

i walked in, sat down

took my sutomary look around

i saw afine young thing heading straigh my eay

and before i could think if something slick to say

she sat right down and said yes you may

she wwas slappin the cakes on me my friend

she was slappin the cakes on me

she was slappin the cakes on me my friend

she was slappin the cakes on me as any fool could plainly see

she was full of feminie expertise

she was on her toes i was on my knees

she wwas slappin the cakes on me my friend

she was slappin the cakes on me

i was mute i was mum

i was trying not look to dumb

i saud i certainly hope you won't misconstrue

but perhaps we could have a little drink or 2

i sad what's your pleasure

she said guys like you

well she grabbed my leg and gave it a friendly squeeze

i said hello sweetheart she said no names please

she wwas slappin the cakes on me my friend

she was slappin the cakes on me

we walked out hand in hand

exactly as the lady planned

then i moved in with my smoothest line

i said look here woman what's your sign?

later for that, your place or mine?

she was slappin the cakes on me my friend

she was slappin the cakes on me

she was slappin the cakes on me my friend

she was slappin the akes om me as any fool could plainly see

she was a ruthless master of poerty

she was over my head

i was out of my league

she wwas slappin the cakes on me my friend

she was slappin the cakes on me

now to tell you the truth that's exaclty what happenend

just the other night when this lady started

she was slappin the cakes on me

she was slappin the cakes on me