Evil In My Chair

There's evil in my chair

Yeah, there's evil in my chair

There's evil in my chair

He's simply sitting over there

There's evil in my chair

He's simply staring back at me

And he is watching my T.V.

Yeah, he is staring back at me

He wants to keep me company

Yeah, there's evil in my house

And he needs a ride downtown

Yeah, I got to give him a ride downtown

Yeah, I'm driving him downtown

Because he wants to hang around

There's evil in my car

He's flicking ashes on my floor

He's flicking ashes on my floor

He's putting butts out on my floor

He knows just what I'm looking for

There's evil in my car

And he keeps to the down low

But he don't like driving slow

He knows just where to go

Because he's always in the know

And evil's gonna drive a while

And I'm reeling from the fix

And a whiff can make me sick

At the time it did the trick

Now I don't care if the time ticks

And evil's gonna try to get me home

I get lost along the way

And there's nothing I can say

Yeah, I get lost along the way

A little farther every day

And evil won't admit a Goddamned thing

Evil got me home

And he thinks I shouldn't be alone

Until I'm better he'll be there

Its like he really seems to care

There's evil in my chair

Yeah, it doesn't matter where

I will find him waiting there

There's evil in my chair

Evil in my chair

Evil

Evil in my chair

In my house

Evil in my house

Evil in my house

Evil in my house

Evil

Evil

Gonna live in my house

Evil

Evil in my house

Sit in my chair

Watch my tv

It doesn't bother me