Dirty Old Egg Sucking Dog

1. Well, he’s not very handsome to look at

He’s shaggy and he eats like a hog

And he’s always out killin’ my chickens,

That dirty old egg sucking dog.

R: Egg sucking dog,

I’m gonna stomp your head in the ground.

If you don’t stay out of my hen house.

You dirty old egg sucking hound.

2. Now if he don’t stop eating my eggs up,

Though I’m not a real bad guy,

I’m gonna take my riffle and send him

To that big chicken coop in the sky.

R: Egg sucking dog...