Lyrics Johnny Cash

Johnny Cash

Everybody Loves A Nut

Everybody loves a nut

The whole world loves a weirdo

Brain's are in a rut

But, everybody loves a nut

There was a hermit named Fred

Who kept a dead horse in his cave

And everyone said to Fred

"Fred, how come you keep a dead horse in your cave?"

And he said

"Well..."

Everybody loves a nut...

A Columbia man named Frank

Had a tiger named Hank

He tried to put Hank in his tank

Guess what happened to old Frank?

When they picked up his teeth, hair and eyeballs

Erected a tombstone that read:

Everybody loves a nut...

Another Columbia fella

Told Queen Isabella

I don't think the world is flat

Now what do you think about that?

And she said "You don't?"

And he said "No mamme"

And she said "You get outta my Queendom"

And he said "Yes mamme"

Everybody loves a nut... (2x)