Wayne Rooney

You're one of those elephant hunters from Ebbsfleet

Primordial superman

I know the trouble you've gotten in

Leave this trouble half cottoned down

If I know better, I don't know better

If I know better, I don't know better

The pigeon's half alive

The other half's in bed

We'll pray for the pigeon or half at least

And pray he's not half dead

If I know better, I don't know better

If I know better, I don't know better

The bartender looks like George Best

Plenty of them do

Look at the way that George went astray

And has since been misconstrued

If I know better, I don't know better

If I know better, I don't know better

Got caught in a sacrilegious embrace

We're entrepreneurs in the field

Till we rolled on the bones and we made them our own

And the road to contention was sealed

If I know better, I don't know better

If I know better, I don't know better