If You Drive Your Husband to Drinkin'

Ladies, listen to me

I got some news for you

If the one you love's gone crazy

And you don't know what to do

If you're driving him to drinking

And he's driving you insane

There's a place that you can take him

To get him straightened out again

In the corner, there's a jukebox

Playing songs of love gone bad

It can be the best therapy

That he's ever had

At the bar, we have group sessions

Over whiskey, wine, and beer

If you drive your husband to drinking

Drive him here

Now whiskey eases misery

Like a love that's gone bad

And wine would put him in the mood

To want the love he once had

Beer will give him courage

To call you on the line

And ask you to forgive him

And pick him up at closing time

In the corner, there's a jukebox

Playing songs of love gone bad

It can be the best therapy

That he's ever had

At the bar, we have group sessions

Over whiskey, wine, and beer

If you drive your husband to drinking

Drive him here

Sometimes, I know

It's hard to understand the one you love

So if he's thinking about drinking

Drive him down to join the club

At the bar, we have group sessions

Over whiskey, wine, and beer

So if you drive your husband to drinking

Drive him here

If you drive your husband to drinking

Drive him here

Bring him on down to Gilley's