It Wouldn't Happen With Me

You say you could fall in love with Elvis

You say you like to hear The Beatles sing

Wait a minute, wait a minute pretty baby

I wanna tell ya just one little thing.

Oh, well your love for Elvis Presley wouldn't last very, very long

You'd get sick and tired of watching him wiggling passed your door

It's true that The Beatles they can talk and walk

you'd get sick and tired of hearing them talk that talk.

It wouldn't happen with me

It wouldn't happen with me

It wouldn't happen with me, oh no, not me, oh yeah.

Oh, you now say you can marry Ringo with his hair hanging his face

Oh, but honey that will never happen, he couldn't find that wedding place.

It wouldn't happen with me

It wouldn't happen with me

It wouldn't happen with me, oh no, not me.

Oh yeah, it's true that you may get an autograph, yeah

You might even get one of them to smile your way

But remember when it comes down to marriage

You'll never, never, never, never see that wedding day.

Now, the only thing you will ever be to Ricky is just a fan

You'll never get to squeeze him, honey, ‘cause he's a traveling man.

It wouldn't happen with me

It wouldn't happen with me

It wouldn't happen with me, oh no, not me.

Oh, oh, it's true that you may get an autograph

You might even get one of them to smile your way

But remember, when it comes down the marriage, marriage, marriage, baby

You'll never, never, never, never see that wedding day.

Oh, the only thing you'll ever be to Ricky is just a fan

You'll never get to squeeze him, honey, ‘cause he's a traveling man.

It wouldn't happen with me

It wouldn't happen with me

It wouldn't happen with me, oh no, not me.

Not me, oh, not me, baby ...

Oh not me, baby, it would not happen with me baby

Yeah, yeah it wouldn't happen with me baby

Hey, hey baby, it wouldn't happen with me.