Dallas

Goin' back to Dallas, take my razor and my gun

Goin' back to Dallas, man, take my razor and my gun, oh yeah

Lots of people lookin' for trouble, man, sure gonna give 'em some

I believe old Dallas, man, is the meanest town I know

I believe that Dallas, man, is the meanest town I know

Because you're not safe in Dallas, I don't care where you go

You know that I ain't evil, just wanna have some fun

There's so much shit in Texas, I'm bound to step in some

Goin' back to Dallas, take my razor and my gun

If there are people lookin' for trouble, sure gonna give 'em some

I load up my revolver, sharpen up my knife

Some redneck messin' with me man, I'm bound to have his life

Down to Dallas, take my razor and my gun

Man, people there lookin' for trouble, sure gonna give 'em some