Chatroulette Song

I thought maybe I'd find a friend

Or maybe I'd meet a girl

Have a great conversation with a stranger

On the other side of the world

Or maybe learn something new

About a culture or a place

Connect with another human being

But every time I press new game

All I see is

Guys jerking off

Guys jerking off

Just penises and cocks

And guys jerking them off

Hold on

This guy's not jerking off

Maybe he's like me

And he just wants to talk

Hi, how are you?

"Nope, there he goes

Uh, dude, that is a lot of cum"