Stay at Home Dad

I'm a stay at home dad

I'm on paternity leave

I'm a stay at home dad

It's just the baby and me

I'm a stay at home dad

While my wife's at work

I got a bottle in my hand

And spit-up on my shirt

Baby wakes me up around 5am

Kickin and screamin until his face turns red

He usually tends to calm down once he's fed

So I give him his bottle my wife gets out of bed

Cook my wife breakfast while she's getting ready

Uh-oh uh-oh, someone's diaper is smelly

Uh-oh uh-oh, it leaked all over his belly

Uh-oh uh-oh, it looks like mustard and jelly

Kiss my wife good-bye while I clean up his bum-bum

It's time for his bath this is gonna be fun fun

I tried not to get soap in his eyes

He really doesn't like it, it makes him cry

But if he cries, to make him stop I've got a trick

I'll make funny noises with my mouth like this

(makes noise with lips) ga ga goo goo ga ga ga

Then we play peek-a-boo it makes him laugh

I'm a stay at home dad

It's a full time job

I'm a stay at home dad

But I like it a lot

I'm a stay at home dad

During his afternoon nap

I watch The Price Is Right

and I make myself a snack

Cheese and crackers!

If I have errands to run I take the van

Strap him in his car seat

And bring his baby bag

I always make sure his seat's well strapped in

My baby's security is important

Groceries, pay some bills, visit grandma

But I gotta be sure to make it back by 4 o'clock

So I can prepare supper while I watch Oprah

What should I make tonight? Maybe some pasta

And a Caesar salad, my wife will like that

5 o' clock's the time that she gets back

She asks me how my day was I say not bad

It's all in a day's work as a stay at home dad

I'm a stay at home dad

I don't take drugs

I'm a stay at home dad

I get high on baby hugs

I'm a stay at home dad

I'm like Winnie The Pooh

But my favorite Disney movie

Is the Lion King Two

I also like Ice Age

That's right I take care of my children

That's right I take care of my children

That's right I take care of my children

That's right I take care of my children

That's right I take care of my children

That's right I take care of my children

That's right I take care of my children

That's right I take care of my children