Too Fast

I can run a hundred miles

without stoppin' for rest

I can stay under water for

five minutes on a single breath

When I focus my mind I

always reach my goal

But there's one thing

I cannot control...

I come too fast!

I come too fast!

A couple strokes and my

erection is a

thing of the past

I come too fast!

I come too fast!

Sometimes it's even

game over

before I take off my pants

I've read all the articles

and I've tried every trick

Thinking of Sports or naked

Katy Bates in About Schmidt

If the girl's on top sometimes I'll

last a minute or two

But if we doggie-style

oh man I'm schrewed!

I come too fast!

I come too fa-A-A-ast!

I carry a spare pare of

underwear in case a

girl sits on my lap

I come too fast!

I come too fast!

I swear I'll even shoot

my load... if a

fly lands on my shaft.

Oooooh...