Lyrics Jonathan Coulton

Jonathan Coulton

Baby Got Back

LA face with the Oakland booty

I like big butts and I cannot lie

You other brothers can't deny

When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist

And a round thing in your face

You get sprung

Wanna pull up tough

You notice that butt was stuffed

Deep in the jeans she's wearing

I'm hooked and I can't stop staring

Oh, babe I wanna get with ya

And take your pretty picture

My homeboys tried to warn me

But that butt you got

Makes me so horny

Ooh, rub on smooth skin

You say you wanna get in my benz

Well use me use me 'cuz you ain't that average groupie

I've seen them dancing

The hell with romancing

She's sweat, wet...got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette

I'm tired of magazines

Saying flat butts are the thing

Take the average black man and ask him that

She gotta pack much back

So Fellas (yeah), Fellas (yeah)

Has your girlfriend got the butt (yeah)

Tell her to shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt

Baby got back

(LA face with the Oakland booty)

Baby got back

(LA face with the Oakland booty)

Baby got back

(LA face with the Oakland booty)

Baby got back

I like 'em round and big

And when I'm throwin' a gig

I just can't help myself

I'm actin like an animal

Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home

And woah, double up, woah-woah

I ain't talkin 'bout Playboy

Cuz silicone parts are made for toys

I want em real thick and juicy

So find that juicy double

Jonny C's in trouble

Beggin for a piece of that bubble

So I'm lookin' at rock videos

Knock kneed bimbos walkin like hoes

You can have them bimbos

I'll keep my women like Flo Jo

A word to the thick soul sistas

I wanna get with ya

I won't cuss or hit ya

But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna (Quack)

Til' the break of dawn

Baby got it goin' on

A lot of simps won't like this song

'Cuz them punks like to hit it and quit it

But I'd rather stay and play

'Cuz I'm long and I'm strong

And I'm down to get the friction on

So Ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)

If you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)

Then turn around and

Stick it out

Even white boys got to shout

Baby got back

(LA face with the Oakland booty)

Baby got back

(LA face with the Oakland booty)

Baby got back

(LA face with the Oakland booty)

Baby got back

[talking]

Actually when, when it comes to females

Cosmo does not have very much to do at all with my

selection

I mean, 36-24-36...

Maybe if she's 5'3"

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda

Playin' workout tapes by Fonda

But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda

My anaconda don't want none unless you have got buns

hun

You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose

that butt

Some brothers wanna play that hard role

And tell you that the butt ain't gold

So they toss it and they leave it

And I pull up quick to retrieve it

So Cosmo says you're fat:

Well I ain't down with that

'Cuz your waist is small and your curves are kickin'

And I'm thinkin 'bout stickin'

To the beanpole dames in the magazines

You ain't it Miss Thing

Give me a sister I can't resist her

Red beans and rice didn't miss her

Some knucklehead tried to diss

'Cuz his girls were on my list

He had a game but he chose to hit 'em

And I pull up quick to get with 'em

So ladies (yeah) if your butt is round (yeah)

And you wanna triple-X throwdown (yeah)

Dial 1-900-JONNYC and kick them nasty thoughts

Baby got back

(LA face with the Oakland booty)

Baby got back

(LA face with the Oakland booty)

Baby got back

(LA face with the Oakland booty)

Baby got back