Lyrics Jonathan Coulton

Jonathan Coulton

Millionaire Girlfriend

I will wait a lifetime if it takes that long

I know she's out there for I have heard her song

In dreams she sings to me

Her angel's voice a symphony

Is she in a garden or a meadow fair

Does the dappled sunlight shine ribbons in her hair?

Does she sit patiently smiling as she waits for me?

She's my millionaire girlfriend and she's my life

Once I finally find her I'll get permission from the wife

We will all live in our castle high

My beloved and my millionaire girlfriend and I

She's a stolen secret from a pirate's chest

I will wear an ascot and a suit that has a vest

And I will put it on as I watch gardener mow the lawn

She's a fairy princess from a song of old

I will have a toothbrush that is made of solid gold

And I will watch TV as my manservant flosses me

She's my millionaire girlfriend and she's my life

Once I finally find her I'll get permission from the wife

We will all live in our castle high

My beloved and my millionaire girlfriend and I

It does not matter to me if she's pretty

All that counts is what she's got at Citibank

Chase Manhattan or even Washington Mutual

When my search is ended I will cherish her

She will sign some papers, give me power of attorney

And what's hers will be mine in perpetuity

She's my millionaire girlfriend and she's my life

Once I finally find her I'll get permission from the wife

We will all live in our castle high

My beloved and my millionaire girlfriend and I

My beloved and my millionaire girlfriend and I

My beloved and my millionaire girlfriend and I