Lyrics Jonathan Coulton

Jonathan Coulton

Soft Rocked By Me

I thought we'd start the evening off with a glass of cold rosé

Then we can sit here on the couch just holding hands

And I'll say that you're beautiful

And You'll say you're moving too fast

But I won't mind

Because I know in time

You will be soft rocked by me

Though it may take some time, I know eventually

You will be soft rocked by me

I use the passive voice to show how gentle I'll be

When I soft rock you

You will know it's true

That you've never been soft rocked 'til you've been soft rocked by me

I'll listen to the things you say about the way you feel

I'll smile an understanding smile when your boyfriend calls

Then you'll go, but you'll think of me

And one day you'll knock on my door

'Cause you want to be

Soft rocked by me

You will be soft rocked by me

Though it may take some time, I know eventually

You will be soft rocked by me

I use the passive voice to show how gentle I'll be

When I soft rock you

You will know it's true

That you've never been soft rocked 'til you've been soft rocked by me

Have you ever been in love with a man who's sensitive?

Have you ever spent the night with a man who cries?

Well that's me, I'm sensitive

And I cry, I'm crying right now

In a manly way

Because I know someday

You will be soft rocked by me

Though it may take some time, I know eventually

You will be soft rocked by me

I use the passive voice to show how gentle I'll be

When I soft rock you

You will know it's true

That you've never been soft rocked 'til you've been soft rocked by me