Snakes and Ladders

He

In a shopping mall

Finally met the perfect girl

She is all that matters

The only one in all the world

Like a Barbie doll

Oh love is snakes and ladders

Snakes and ladders

She

Just to have and hold

Is the perfect air-brushed angel

Makes you hot just looking at her

Stapled into all his braincells

Like a centerfold

Oh love is snakes and ladders

Snakes and ladders

Get to the top and slide back down

Get to the bottom climb back up

Buy the townhouse

Call the preacher

Get to the bottom climb back up

Get to the top and slide back down

Get to the bottom climb back up

Set up credit for the lovely creature

The lovely creature

He

On a corporate climb

Set his sights on power for her

On a silver platter

He gave up happy hour for her

Perrier and lime

Oh love is snakes and ladders

Snakes and ladders

She

In a handsome world

Put her mind to social graces

All the privileged chatter

Setting pretty table places

For the girls in pearls

Oh love is snakes and ladders

Snakes and ladders

Get to the top and slide back down

Get to the bottom climb back up

Buy the carphone

Call the broker

Get to the bottom climb back up

Get to the top and slide back down

Get to the bottom climb back up

Buy the wife a diamond choker

A diamond choker