Flight Attendant

When I was

A little baby

A mamma's boy

No one could save me

From those kids at school

They would bully

They would tease

They would taunt me

Haunt me

"You're such a pretty boy"

"You're such a pretty boy"

"You're such a pretty boy"

"You're such a pretty boy"

Fear

I grew up so scared

The bible belt

Redneck lifestyle

One day i'll fly free

In the airplanes

"Where's my seat?

Where's my champagne?"

Champagne

I'm such a pretty boy

I'm such a pretty boy

I'm such a pretty boy

I'm such a pretty boy

Heaven knows the lengths I'd go to please them every day

They don't even notice when I'm

Down

Such a pretty boy

Such a pretty boy

Such a pretty boy

I'm such a pretty boy

Hotels were closed

And the airport was clean

I was stranded alone

In my southwest dream

Hotels were closed

And the airport was clean

I was stranded alone

In my southwest dream