Fake I.D.

Tell me what more could she wanna be?

A super hot friend with a fake id?

She takes off her clothes and hands them to me

And what she did next I could not believe

Don’t be fooled.

The first two hours ruled,

But then she seduced

Herself out of the room

Singing “what do you think about Kanye West?

I think that he’s great I think he’s the best.

Yeah I think he’s better than John Steinbeck

And I think he’s better than Phil Hartman.

Don’t you agree?

Can’t you see it just like me?

The man can do things

The rest of us could only dream of baby.”

Tell me what more could you want to see?

Try to calm down and leave it to me.

Freight Elevator now we’re really rockin

Breaking my heart going window shopping

But don’t be shy,

Because my friend Brandon died.

And I feel sad,

I miss him, he was rad.