House Warning Party

There are five delightful flavors in a Lifesavers roll

Yeah my grandma used to say I've got a sentimental skull

Well my grandma was a waitress

My mom was a waitress

And I am a waitress too

Yeah, your dad he was a cop who punched you right in the head

You said "Fuck you, Dad! I hate you!" and that's just what you meant

Well your dad was a cop

I bet his dad was a cop

Yeah but you're no cop you see

No, to me you are the Great Wall of China

Yeah to me, you are the golden gates of hell

Yeah to me, you are college camping trips and hockey

Yeah to me, you are the lies that you tell

Well it's true that I still love you

For how long I never could tell

But our lives are the same

Both in shape and in length

For when you die, I will die as well