Screening Evaluation (Skit)

So listen, buddy.

I'm gonna give you a little test, okay?

Okay.

Is that okay, buddy?

This test is call a Rorschach test and it's a test that we give to smart kids like you so we can see how smart you really are

And Joyner, you're only 8 years old, correct?

Yes

Wow, you're such a big boy

Okay, so I'm going to hold up some pictures and you're gonna tell me what you see in these pictures, okay?

Okay

Okay, let's start with this one. What do you see in this picture, buddy?

A butterfly

Yes, that is absolutely correct. What a smart boy you are. That is a butterfly

Wow, okay, how about this picture?

That's a television

And that's another correct answer, good job, buddy

You might be a genius

How about this one?

That's a basketball

Joyner, you are so amazing! Another great answer!

That is a basketball. I don't even know if I could've got that one right. Such a smart, smart boy

Okay, how about this one?

That's a condom

We're gonna try this again, you better not fuck up this time

That's a-, that's a condom

Joyner, I just called you a smart boy. Please don't make me regret that statement.

You know what, let's just try another picture.

Look closely and tell me what you see in this picture

Uh, that's look like a loaded gun?

We're gonna try this again and you better not fuck up this time.

I said it's a loaded gun

What are you, a fucking retard?

Are you stupid? Mentally challenged?

What the fuck is the matter with you?

I'm sorry

I'm trying to help you, look at the fucking picture.

I am, I'm trying. I'm looking

Look at the fucking picture!