Be A Clown

Be a clown, be a clown

All the world loves a clown

Act the fool, play the calf

And you'll always have the last laugh

Wear the crap and the bells

And you'll rate all the great swells

If you become a doctor, folks will face you with dread

If you become a dentist, they will be glad when you're dead

You get a bigger hand if you can stand on your head

Be a clown, be a clown, be a clown

Be a clown, be a clown

All the world loves a clown

Be a crazy buffoon

And the 'demoiselles will all swoon

Dress in huge baggy pants

And you'll ride the road to romance

A butcher or a baker, ladies never embrace

A barber for a beau would be a social disgrace

But they'll come to call if you can fall on your face

Be a clown, be a clown, be a clown

Be a clown, be a clown

All the world loves a clown

Be the poor silly ass

And you'll always travel first class

Give 'em quips, give 'em fun

And they'll pay to say you're A-one

If you become a farmer, you've the weather to buck

If become a gambler you'll be struck with your luck

But Jack you'll never lack if you can quack like a duck

Be a clown, be a clown, be a clown