Neuvocation

Wasted half my fuckin' life

To learn the golden rule

But now I just can't get ahead

No matter what I do

College education and punk is what to do

I was told with proper schooling

That I'd get much more

Diplomas don't mean shit to a guy

Who sweeps the floors

It's a joke and I fell for it

A piece of paper is all I have

I keep it framed above my bed

But I'd rather have decent job instead

It only shows I wasted time

When I finished school I thought that life

Would soon be cool

Now I work at hagen-daz and feelin' like a fool

I like to dream of Wall St. when I'm sleeping in a slum

Now I'm over-qualified and still a useless bum

My accounting degree makes it so easy

To figure 40 times the minimum wage

I spend everyday handing out resumes

It's no wonder that I'm filled with this never ending rage

Gotta get a better job gotta make ends meet

To get my mind out of the gutter and

My ass off the street

Way too many graduates and far too little jobs

Feel like sending applications packed with letter bombs