Makin' Whoopee

Another bride, another June

Another sunny honeymoon

Another season, another reason

For makin' whoopee

A lot of shoes, a lot of rice

The groom is nervous, he answers twice

Its really killin' that he's so willin'

To make whoopee

Picture a little love nest

Down where the roses cling

Picture the same sweet love nest

Think what a year can bring

He's washin dishes and baby clothes

He's so ambitious he even sews

But don't forget folks,

Thats what you get folks, for makin' whoopee

He doesn't make much money

Five thousand dollars per;

Some judge who thinks he's funny

Says, "You pay six to her."

He says, "Now judge, suppose I fail?"

The judge says, "Budge, right into jail.

You'd better keep her

I think it's cheaper

Than making whoopee."