Never On Sunday

Oh, you can kiss me on a Monday

A Monday, a Monday is very, very good

Or you can kiss me on a Tuesday

A Tuesday, a Tuesday, in fact I wish you would

Or you can kiss me on a Wednesday

A Thursday, a Friday and Saturday is best

But never, never on a Sunday

A Sunday, a Sunday, 'cause that's my day of rest

Most any day you can be my guest

Any day you say, but my day of rest

Just name the day that you like the best

Only stay away on my day of rest

Oh, you can kiss me on a cool day, a hot day

A wet day, which everyone you choose

Or try to kiss me on a gray day, a May day

A pay day, and see if I refuse

And if you make it on a bleak day

A freak day, a week day, why you can be my guest

But never, never on a Sunday