Misery Company

It's hard to believe that I smile in my sleep,

'Cause everyone leaves me,

I'm so hard to keep company,

In Misery Company

Most people don't mention the stripes on my sleeve,

Though I liked attention,

I just want to live quietly

In Misery Company

The weight of the world is in our hands, right

Straight as my oath that I live by

Don't even know what we're fighting for

Oh, what a cutie, here comes Officer Dave

Reporting for duty, a cut and a shave,

Number 3

For misery company

Our wonderful training kept us off the front line

Stops the kill, entertaining

Drops the bill everytime

Naturally, we're Misery Company

The weight of the world is in our hands, right

Straight as my oath that I live by

Don't even know what we're fighting for

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