Crazy Irritation

Suppose you’re sick of being dull,

Distraught that you may not be special.

There’s a way you can transform

(Your nuclide cells of brandy wall?)

Into a charming social storm

By hearing words of wise advice that:

Everybody loves a loony!

Loonies are so bad.

Everybody loves a loony.

Loonies are so mad.

Loonies have so much attention,

They must intrigue where you’re ignored.

People even think they’re good at

Now you’ve realized your state

As disregarded social castrate,

You yearn the golden glare of

Conversational

Risen so the mob can stare

By hearing words of wise advice:

Everybody loves a loony!

Loonies are so bad.

Everybody loves a loony.

Loonies are so mad.

Loonies have so much attention,

They must intrigue while you’re ignored.

People even think they’ve got big--

But if you’re scared of being mentally unwell,

Just you relax, there’s no need for a padded cell

To be loopy, you don’t need to break your brain

The trick is to remain inane while seeming so insane

Everybody loves a loony

Everybody loves a loony.

Everybody loves a loony...

Are you smug that you are plain

But dropped the tedium and gained

What you believe to be a charm

And others saw a (hectic?) phony

Irritating wacky smarm

From this hearing wise advice that:

Everybody loathes a loony.

Everyone knows that!

Everybody loathes a loony.

Loonies are such pratts.

Looneys have so much attention,

They irritate, can’t be ignored.

Loonies leave you

Bored.