To His Coy Dietress

Take me tenderly,

If you could salivate, I would appreciate that.

Could you, you could, you know

All that is good is so bad

This fat is teasing me

Does your appetite whet you and let you forget your vows?

I wait on this chilly plate trying to titillate

Tickle my raspberry nippes so gingerly

You want me, I know, I can see by the greed in your eyes.

There could have been others, but none of such sickening size

The sensation is sweet

But time

Passes so [quickly?],

So why don’t you eat me?

Could you encircle me with lips that a-quiver and drip for me?

I’m whipped and I’m stiff and I want to be licked

There’s bits that taste quite sugary

Damn your piety!

What can you gain from cold restraint?

The strain that sings, it’s spilling like cream

How can you watch it turn?

Mmmmm

You want me, I know, I can see by the greed in your eyes.

There could have been others, but none of such sickening size

The sensation is sweet

But time

Passes so quickly,

So why don’t you

Eat me?