God's Gift To Women

Pale moonlight

Neon-bright

Whispers in the early night

Golden mane

Read 'The Game'

Watch them drawn like moths to flame

Studied the practical tactics of pick-ups

Right down to the pitfalls and hiccups

Before you start I say 'Stop! It's a stick-up!'

Used to being the guy that gets the girl

But if we were the last two people in the world

The human race would face extinction

Before I'd get it on, honey

Used to being the guy that gets the girl

Not if we were the last two people in the world

Mister, mister, why haven't you gone?

If you're God's gift to Women then God got it wrong

Peacock strut

Collar up

Watch him while he fills his cup

Sultry glare

Piercing stare

Practiced in the mirror

Studied the practical tactics of pick-ups

Right down to the pitfalls and hiccups

Before you start I say 'Stop! It's a stick-up!'

Used to being the guy that gets the girl

But if we were the last two people in the world

The human race would face extinction

Before I'd get it on, honey

Used to being the guy that gets the girl

Not if we were the last two people in the world

Mister, mister, why haven't you gone?

If you're God's gift to Women then God got it wrong

Are you feeling it? Feeling the love in the room? Well you're feeling something

Anyone'll do

Studied the practical tactics of pick-ups

Right down to the pitfalls and hiccups

Before you start I say 'Stop! It's a stick-up!'

Used to being the guy that gets the girl

But if we were the last two people in the world

The human race would face extinction

Before I'd get it on, honey

Used to being the guy that gets the girl

Not if we were the last two people in the world

Mister, mister, why haven't you gone?

If you're God's gift to Women then God got it wrong

Used to being the guy that gets the girl

But if we were the last two people in the world

The human race would face extinction

Before I'd ever let you turn an inch into a smile, honey

Like you still got a chance

It's just amusing watching you dance

Mister, Mister, why haven't you gone?

If you're God's gift to women then God got it wrong

She got it wrong