I Hate You This Christmas

Get too drunk at the Christmas party

Puked on my dress

Shit, guess I better leave

On the way home I take a detour

I wanna see you

I wish I never saw

Get the key from under the mat

Try to find the light

I stumble around

I think I heard a noise

What's that sound?

Well, that's my best friend and you're going down

It's Christmas once again but

You're fuckin' one of my best friends

Well I hope her candy cunt tastes better than...

My undying love that won't weather (2x)

I hate her, I hate her, I hate you this Christmas

Everyone's excited about going home

But I'm embarrassed to tell my mum

All the Christmas lights and the mistletoe

Are only making me feel more alone

All the skater kids are stone on the hill

Even the goths are filled with good will

I head to the bar to see old faces

We're in old streets but new places

It's Christmas once again but

You're fuckin' one of my best friends

Well I hope her candy cunt tastes better than...

My undying love that won't weather (2x)

I hate her, I hate her, I hate you this Christmas

Well I guess there's other girls you fucked

Well I guess this means you really sucks

Well I hope you feel alone this Christmas

You can say goodbye to this cause

You know I'm never coming back

It's Christmas once again but

You're fuckin' one of my best friends

Well I hope her candy cunt tastes better than...

My undying love that won't weather (2x)

I hate her, I hate her, I hate you this Christmas