BFD

It ain't his fault that she went A.W.O.L

'Cause he tried everything from A to Z

Now it's J&B, M&M's and KFC

Tryin' hard to make himself believe

It ain't no B.F.D he's got his C.M.T

No S E X but that's okay

At least he ain't no S.O.B like that Ph.D

That took his EX and ran off to L.A.

She liked C.N.N made fun of his T.N.N

Always called it E I E I O

Now their love is RIP but at least he's F R E E

And he ain't cryin' on his P I L L O

It ain't no B.F.D, he's got his C.M.T

No S.E.X but that's okay

At least he ain't no S.O.B like that P.h.D

That took his EX and ran off to L.A.

One night he ordered pizza

For some R&R with the N.F.L

When a delivery girl named Lisa

Stole his heart when she rang his bell

Now they're in L U V and it's X T C

No S E X yet but that's A okay

Feels just like a VIP with all of her T.L.C

And A.S.A.P, she'll be his fiancée

And that's a B.F.D in a real good way