Jack's Room

Sunday, and mum was cleaning up jack's room

I could call it, the beginning of this household's doom

After knowing her son for 18 years, she did not expect

to find these items here.

In jack's room, behind the cupboard, she finds pretty

stockings & dresses & heels.

In jack's room, behind the cupboard she finds pretty

dresses & heels.

Down the stairs in a confused state of mind.

Mother tells dad, our son has something to hide

As he follows her back up to jack's room

Really not knowing what to presume.

In jack's room behind the cupboard

They find pretty stockings & dresses & heels

In jack's room behind the cupboard, they find pretty

dresses & heels.

And now jack is walking home

Thinks there is nothing wrong

He even stops to buy some flowers

For his dearest folks, cause they're such a joke

They want to clean his room for hours

And now jack's in a confused state of mind

Mother asks him, he doesn't know how to reply

Then dad suddenly, goes bright red

And says, ive got something to confess

In jack's room behind the cupboard

They're my pretty stockings & dresses & heels

In jack's room, behind the cupboard

They're my pretty dresses & heels.

In jack's room, behind the cupboard

They're my pretty stockings & dresses & heels

In jack's room, behind the cupboard

They're my pretty dresses & heels