Straight to DVD

If they made a movie bout you and me

It would go straight to DVD

Though the music’s good, but the acting’s not

There ain’t no dialogue and there ain’t no plot

If they made a film about me and you

It would never get a good review

You act so smooth in the steamy scenes

But there ain’t no fire you don’t know what it means

The movie of you and me would go straight to DVD

The story of you and me would go straight to DVD

Would it be a movie bout love or war

We don’t even know what we’re fighting for

It was sometimes good and sometimes great

But mostly now it’s like a boring date

The movie of you and me would go straight to DVD

The story of you and me would go straight to DVD

Now there are no surprises the temperature rarely rises

Maybe we’re just pretending there’ll be a happy ending

If they made a movie bout you and me

It would go straight to DVD

Though the music’s good but the acting’s not

There ain’t no dialogue and there ain’t no plot

The movie of you and me would go straight to DVD

The story of you and me would go straight to DVD